The Conversation.

'Pint of John's, please'

Alzheimer's

Going to the New Inn, but not 'appy with it.

'e usually comes in as I go 'ome.

Cast up from the Dead Time of Plenty.

'we're on BT2 tonight as Man You were on BT1 and is postponed due to COVID... See ya tomorrow, see ya Alf ... I ain't got contactless. I don't pay for anything with cash. I've been caller number one for ages. A voice mail saying you have to ring the doctors... Half an hour.'

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A pint and a half please ... Where have you been? You ahright?

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Are you a doctor?

No I am trying to get hold of them...

Is COVID killing folks in other banal ways? Or am I more aware now of anally anxious proles?

'e's not 'ere so I'm off to fetch our lass'