A rebel without a clue.

Walked the long walk from campgermany to Rovinj. Coffee to wake up and tapas in Maistra, olives, Istrian ham and artichoke salad. No sign of girl in Finlandia No. 1 so can't ask her to marry me. Delboy Hvarska selling Calvin Klein's little chance of them being the real deal. More likely Kelvin Clain's. So many Europeans start the day with a fag and a beer. Women smoke with real gusto. More often than men. Mild to left. Ice cream to right. Gelato. More! I need more... Calvin klein Clean vilik Cleak livin Clean livik Will purchase another caffé and gelato.

So half of me is ć, č or ž and the other is Lieb von englander, de zein. Mein gott. I am collecting litres of wine. Table wine. Everyday wine. Local wine. Rustique vino.  But a wine festival... Cool as. Tihana to Komiza. Vis. Trošt Silvano. Šorići. 13. A dozen sardines. The best least fishy ever. Maybe it kept my hangover at bay? Got back to tent. Slept well.

Quattro Stagioni 52kn So far they show zero smiles towards tourists. Neptun. Just did garlick soup followed by pizza. Not had a hostile linguistic conversation until now. Okay so Croatian must be the most complicated language. Right. Write 'it must be!' Obviously it is the hardest. That's because English is very easy...arrogant! Internet cafe VIP A-MAR. 6kn zen minuten. Second post card shipped to Ross on Wye. Don't ask me why...Sallyann perhaps? Cup of coffee time? Yes. Nope. Vino. Local and current vintage. Feel like I am putting weight on a little bit. However I am walking masses and not eating too badly perhaps I am? Cheese and sausages. Wolfdog in the yacht yard. Huge and monstrous. I am thinking with a crazy deutschen accent, bitte.

Gerhart Segfred. Berlin Brandenburg. 60 kilometer let me borrow there kulshank. Fridge. Havelland. Nice. But not one word of English.